VinnyBagODonuts....baked goods never looked better....

1. Grabbing the receptionist's ass repeatedly and telling her you want to tittie fuck her.
2. Blatantly stealing office supplies while the CFO is making photocopies (two pages per side, double-sided mind you).
3. Blogging about what I do at work.

So, the third point really did happen. Unfortunately, it's one of the reasons that keeps me from blogging in the first place. Companies have been keeping secrets since Coca-Cola no longer uses cocaine in their little mix, but where I work I can't really talk about what I do. I can't talk about whom I talk to, I can't talk about whom I work with (some I can't) simply because it may affect a company's bottom line. So, a relatively new employee where I work unfortunately forgot to remember his confidentially agreement he signed and said some wonderful things about an item he was working on. Well, the company called the boss. Boss apologized. Man was fired. We felt pretty bad about it too. He wasn't trying to be malicious, but the company believed that even the information in the blog could have affected their bottom line.

So, new rule...I cannot talk about work except to say it's busy, not busy, or I'm disinterested. Sometimes the generalizations can get you into trouble. With that, here is to a new month of posts. If I can do one everyday, I'll be a happy go-go bear!

posted by VinnyBagODonuts @ 10:47 AM